Red Viking Cafe

For all you twitter lovers.

2009-05-13T13:02:00.001-07:00

Sorry ive been MIA, Ive got exams and such (for the 3 followers of this blog). Anyways heres something that made me laugh. Helen Keller is on twitter! See her twatting away here

Heres a list by me

2009-05-10T19:05:00.000-07:00

The following things suck:

Twilight series
Dane Cook
Kings of Leon

Let me tell you about my morning.

2009-05-05T07:12:00.001-07:00

Today I had a test at 8:30 am for my class Psychology of Women. I hadnt studied that hard for the test but I felt pretty confident confident I would do well regardless. Last night though, I had second thoughts and decided to cram. So most of the night im up studying taking an hour break to nap every couple of hours. So I wake up this morning in a less than pleasant mood to do this test for this class that bashes men constantly. I arrive with 5 minutes to spare and sit down on the aisle. The professor then calls me out and says "No sitting in the aisles!" So instead of asking why I just move. (irritation 1) Two minutes later a girl sits down in the seat I was just in and nothing is said to her (irritation 2) This of course is followed immediately by the girl on the other side of me spraying cheap perfume on herself which almost makes my nose implode (irritation 3) The problem with that is at this point the test is seconds away from starting and I am wedged in between these two and if you know how big I am, getting out of there is a problem. So I am stuck. (irritation 4) Fast forward to the middle of the test. A question pops up where two answers are pretty much identical and either could be chosen becaues of how ambiguous the question was. I raise my hand and the T.A. comes over and I ask her just to clarify the question because I dont understand it. She asks "what do you mean?" I tell her the problem, that the question needs to be clarified because both answers could be right as I understand it. She then says "well I cant help you with that, youll have to figure it out"....FUUCKKKK YOUUU piece of shit T.A. (irritation 5) I then explain to her I understand both answers and explain both situations to show her I know my stuff and ive studied its just a matter of clarification. She repeats "im sorry cant do anything about it" and walks away. This just pisses me off and throws my concentration right out the window. (irritation 6) I manage to finish the test and I go to hand it in. The T.A. is sitting with the prof and I hand it in and start to walk away and the prof says wait till the T.A. checks it over. So I wait and the same T.A. hands it back and says you need to make your bubble choices on the scantron sheet more dark or the thing wont read it....are you kidding me?!?!? So I take the fuckin thing back to my seat to start to color in the bubbles as fuckin thick as I could. (irritation 7) Halfway through that piece of shit the girl im blocking in now gets up and wants to hand her test in! So again im too big to push my chair in, I have to get up and step into the aisle. (irritation 8) I finish the scantron and hand it in without saying a word and GTFO as soon as I can. To calm myself I figure ill go get some breakfast at the pub on campus. I order my food, sit down, and turn on my ipod to listen to George Carlin. Maybe about 2 min into George Carlin and my food, thee biggest douche in the universe decides he wants to hear some music, so he proceeds to go to the jukebox behind me. Before I tell you what choice he made let it be known that this particular jukebox is fuckin loud. So Im having a horrible day and just started to eat breakfast and listen to my ipod when the fucking douche chooses Black Eyed Peas to be blared at 9:30 am in this pub. Are you kidding me?! (irritation 8 ) I cant even enjoy my food and Carlin...awful morning. So now I am writing about this before I go back to sleep. Good night and if you like black eyed peas go fuck yourself.

My life

2009-05-05T01:26:00.001-07:00

Ok so heres a little something that happened to me at school the other day. Im in a group presentation for my ed. psych class, and we got together on Friday. While we were brainstorming, the topic of the york rapist came up and some guy in my group said "im afraid for my safety" to which a girl replied " who would wanna rape you?" Immediately feeling bad for the guy I blurted out Id rape this guy. However, as soon as I said that I could tell that girl was getting a gay vibe so I said like 2 secs later well Id rape you too! Then she gave me a weird look so to diffuse that I said well id rape everyone in this group. Well then the whole group looked at me like I was a mental. Suffice to say, I realized I had just told my group I wanted to rape them and all I was trying to do was be a nice guy. This is my life.

Choice for video of the year

2009-05-04T14:03:00.000-07:00

Here is the new video for Depeche Modes "wrong"

please watch hd version

also thanks to Dean for sending in link.

A helpful site for vista users

2009-04-30T12:24:00.000-07:00

Thought my computer was running slow today so did some searching and came across this site. Its pretty helpful for tweaking the performance for vista.

Michael Jackson Estate Sale

2009-04-28T08:14:00.001-07:00

You can all thank me for this gem later.

Click here to see some highlights from the Michael Jackson estate sale.

Free Hugs

2009-04-28T08:08:00.001-07:00

You have all seen the free hugs video but I think I like this guys approach more...

Let me introduce y'all to Kutiman

2009-04-28T08:03:00.000-07:00

What this guy does is take random youtube videos of people playing an instrument or singing or what have you and chops the shit out of them and edits it all together to make a new song. Check him out here.

dj+synth+drums=key to my heart

2009-04-28T04:36:00.001-07:00

Some pretty sick dudes from toronto...or at least i think they are.

Keys N Krates

Daft Punk via theremin

2009-04-28T04:33:00.001-07:00

Here is a video of a guy playing different instruments and creating and looping samples to make something about you by daft punk. I know im not using capitals, fuck you

Also "On March 4, 2009, it was announced that Daft Punk is signed to write the score to the film TR2N." Click here to see story.

Its 7:25 am

2009-04-28T04:25:00.000-07:00

Its early morning and I am awake because I have to study for a test at 12:30 which I didnt study for. Why you ask? Cause im an idiot. Anyways takin' a break and came across what may be the best piece of art ive ever seen. Dont believe me? Here's the title " No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford".

enjoy

U of T man looking for love...

2009-04-27T21:44:00.000-07:00

Perseus

Learn how to chill a coke in 2 min.

2009-04-27T20:47:00.000-07:00

Here this guy shows you how to make a warm coke cold in 2 min using thermodynamics

Kanye West released new mixtape

2009-04-27T11:05:00.001-07:00

LV's & Autotune 2 torrent

Video game boxes re-imagined as criterion edition dvds.

2009-04-27T10:33:00.000-07:00

Exactly what the title says.

6 coincidences that changed the world

2009-04-27T10:29:00.000-07:00

Want to know what truly started WWI? Click here.

Another nod to frankmusik

2009-04-26T16:48:00.001-07:00

Heres a track by alphabeat remixed by frankmusik

Alphabeat - 10,000 (Frankmusik remix)

ANOTHER time lapse vid!

2009-04-26T11:54:00.001-07:00

This guy walked 5000 miles in 2 years...yet I struggle to walk to school.

Jay-Z vs. Phoenix

2009-04-26T11:47:00.001-07:00

Prepare to have your minds blown

5 real life soldiers that make rambo look like a pussy

2009-04-26T11:43:00.000-07:00

Click here to see super bad-assery

Homeless Beatboxer

2009-04-26T11:34:00.000-07:00

Check out this homeless beatboxer.

Frankmusik vs. Tinchy Stryder

2009-04-25T12:43:00.001-07:00

Frankmusik vs. Tinchy Stryder - Yes Or No (Remix)

Facepainting

2009-04-25T11:38:00.001-07:00

This guy is creepy/brilliant/insane.

James Kuhn

Kid Cudi Mixtape

2009-04-25T11:17:00.000-07:00

Dat Kid From Cleveland Mixtape

Insane movie posters from Poland

2009-04-25T11:14:00.001-07:00

Heres a link to a collection of movie posters from Polland.

Movie Posters

Remember the Cosby Show?

2009-04-24T13:25:00.001-07:00

Turns out there was a different original theme song...who knew?

Cosby Theme

A little acoustic yeezy

2009-04-24T13:20:00.000-07:00

Check out this kid playing a medley of Kanye tunes.

First post!!!! Heres a song for you to enjoy!

2009-04-23T23:31:00.000-07:00

http://www.hardcandymusic.com/2009/04/frankmusik-every-breath-you-take-police.html